- Inka Makkonen - Professor of Gender Studies at the University of South Auckland
- Maria - Inka's former partner
- Aroha McLean - The Acting Dean of Arts at the University of South Auckland
- The President of Ambrosia University, Hartford, Connecticut
- Vinnie - Aroha McLean’s research assistant
Aroha's house
- Kuini - Aroha's mother
- Hemi - Aroha's elder son, age 30
- Ngauhia - Aroha's daughter, age 28
- Roimata - Ngahuia's daughter, age 7
- Mikaere - Aroha's younger son, age 22
- Moana - kapahaka teacher, Hemi's girlfriend
- Tane Paraone (Mr. Brown) - the great Dane
Inka's building
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Marion - social psychology lecturer, Inka's office mate
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Carolyn - English lecturer, Inka's office mate
- Derek - Carolyn's husband, police detective
- Adam - Carolyn's son, age 16
- Kylie - Carolyn's daughter, age 8
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Vijay - IT support
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Eric - IT support
Other university employees
- McDuff - Media Studies lecturer
- Sammy Becker-Lau - of Sammy's pie stall
- The Vice-Chancellor of the University of South Auckland
- The Deputy Vice-Chancellor of the University of South Auckland
- The Chaplain of the University of South Auckland
- Sione Latu - Chancellor of the University of South Auckland
- Beryl - the Chancellor's personal assistant
Students
- Jason - student in Inka's graduate class
- Matilda - student in Inka's graduate class
The bad guys
- Zoltan - KGB figure from Inka's past
- Mr. Fawkes - lawyer supplied by Zoltan for Inka
Police etc.
- Hope Wilson - Auckland Police detective
- Maria Johnson - NZ intelligence operative and graduate student
- Dave Smithers - Auckland Police detective
Satan's Whores
- Erika - lead guitarist and lead singer
- Inka - second guitarist and back-up vocalist
- Lotta - bass guitarist
- Hanna - drummer
- Jemma - keyboard player, from Boston